Lyrics: If I were a girl even just for a day Id roll out of bed in the morning and wonder what just happened to me. Oh no dont tell me theyre real. Yeah I think theyre real. Something else is missing Where the hecks my PEN15?!
If I were a girl would I still look like a guy? No I wont put on make up but I might just want to give that bra a try.
If I were a girl I could mess with the guys. No, no not like that I mean When we get a nice dinner Ill make sure they buy. I could seduce them. Show them my nice behind. Yo Zach check out that A...55.. OMG Ha gotcha. You totally like guys!
If I were a girl Id have the nicest legs. I refuse to cook in the kitchen but Im pretty dang good with the microwave. If I were a girl please dont get mad if Im mean. Im not used to my body this monthly thing is kinda new to me.
No I dont really know if I want to change back. Because I like my new hair and the guys love my FACE whatt?!
Oh if I were a girl I dont think Id ever understand How it feels to be a girl. God please change me back to a man! If I were a girl.